Declan Hayes

Vhaṋameli vhavhili, tshedza tshithihi tshitswuku, mithethe ya mahumi maṋa ya u ṱaṱisana nga ha mutsiko wa mathaela. Ḽavhuvhili ḽa Standard.

Setha camera fhasi ni litshe baisigira i ḓe kha inwi. U i pandamedza a zwi vhuyi zwa vhonala zwi tshi khou ṱavhanya — u ima fhethu huthihi zwi a ṱavhanya.

Rain does not make roads slippery. The first ten minutes of rain do, when the oil lifts. After that it is just wet.

Not the torque wrench. A cheap magnetic tray — because the bolt you drop is the bolt you never find.

Out before eight and back before the traffic. The best road in Ireland is any road with nobody on it.

Vhuria vhuvhili ho fhiraho ndo vha ndo no ṅwala nnḓa nahone a thi athu vhuya nda tsitsa send. Miṅwe mitshini u i dzhiela nṱha fhedzi musi muṅwe muthu a tshi i ṱoḓa.

Tyre plugs, a small pump, zip ties and cash. Three of those have got me home; the fourth got me a coffee.

Listed it, got two calls, took the ad down the same evening. Some machines you only value once somebody else wants them.