Declan Hayes

Zwee Fuerer, eng rout Luucht, véierzeg Sekonne Sträit iwwer Pneuendrock. Standard Dënschdeg.

Stellt d'Kamera niddreg a loosst d'Vëlo bei Iech kommen. Dem Vëlo nozejoen gesäit ni séier aus - stoe bleiwen mécht dat.

Rain does not make roads slippery. The first ten minutes of rain do, when the oil lifts. After that it is just wet.

Not the torque wrench. A cheap magnetic tray — because the bolt you drop is the bolt you never find.

Out before eight and back before the traffic. The best road in Ireland is any road with nobody on it.

Virun zwee Wantere hat ech et ausgeschriwwen an hunn ni op "Senden" gedréckt. Verschidde Maschinnen schätzt een eréischt wann een aneren se wëll.

Tyre plugs, a small pump, zip ties and cash. Three of those have got me home; the fourth got me a coffee.

Listed it, got two calls, took the ad down the same evening. Some machines you only value once somebody else wants them.