Declan Hayes

Duo vectores, unum lumen rubrum, quadraginta momenta disputationis de pressione pneumaticorum. Dies Martis ordinarius.

Cameram deorsum pone et sine ut birota ad te veniat. Numquam eam persequi celeriter videtur — immotus stare videtur.

Pluvia vias lubricas non facit. Prima decem minuta pluviae, cum oleum effluit, efficiunt. Post haec, tantum humidum est.

Not the torque wrench. A cheap magnetic tray — because the bolt you drop is the bolt you never find.

Out before eight and back before the traffic. The best road in Ireland is any road with nobody on it.

Two winters ago I had it written out and never pressed send. Some machines you only value once somebody else wants them.

Tyre plugs, a small pump, zip ties and cash. Three of those have got me home; the fourth got me a coffee.

Listed it, got two calls, took the ad down the same evening. Some machines you only value once somebody else wants them.