Declan Hayes

Dau feiciwr, un golau coch, deugain eiliad o ddadlau am bwysedd teiars. Dydd Mawrth safonol.

Gosodwch y camera'n isel a gadewch i'r beic ddod atoch chi. Dydy mynd ar ei ôl byth yn edrych yn gyflym - mae sefyll yn llonydd yn gwneud hynny.

Rain does not make roads slippery. The first ten minutes of rain do, when the oil lifts. After that it is just wet.

Not the torque wrench. A cheap magnetic tray — because the bolt you drop is the bolt you never find.

Out before eight and back before the traffic. The best road in Ireland is any road with nobody on it.

Two winters ago I had it written out and never pressed send. Some machines you only value once somebody else wants them.

Tyre plugs, a small pump, zip ties and cash. Three of those have got me home; the fourth got me a coffee.

Listed it, got two calls, took the ad down the same evening. Some machines you only value once somebody else wants them.